Tuesday, March 18, 2003

Pizza, Pizza! Pan, Pan!

TIME BEGINS 20:49:33.

Johnny those ASCII text graphics do not work very good on non-mono spaced fonts. Kinda gets lost in the translation. Spacing is different on every system. I also hear it is best to glue all the guys to one base, even if you have to stack them so that they are standing on each others heads. Elric made the critical tactical decision of putting 3-4 men to a base. What a dummy! What you really want is to concentrate all your firepower into one all powerful base that weighs about 15 pounds and is some 2 feet tall and prone to tipping over because of its top heavy nature. That is what a true tactican would do.

Elric: JA -EL DO NOT READ THIS BECAUSE YOUR NAME IS NOT ELRIC. I think I was able to give you a tactial advantage against Ja -el when playing PBI. He is going to stack all his men in one base. What a dope. Now tell him when he starts playing that this is a scenario the game designer anticipated and a rules clarification states that he has to roll on the crushed to death table as well as the negative cover rule. In case you do not know what the negative cover rule is, everytime you roll a die, that many men die on his base. Just insist you go first. There now you will save face and not look like a loser.

JA -EL YOU CAN START READING AGIAN You owe me 2500 dollars for the advice.

TIME END 21:02:29.

Bortz

PS using psudo tags, aka < and / and > together does not work so good. Gives a "Error 203: Character not allowed" error message. XML parser dumped, then it just striped the puedo tags out. SO much for fake funny HTML Tags.