Leper Khan
Sorry boyz. I have been busy ripping CDs in my spare time. Got side tracked. Well there is a chance that I may yet see broad band. I have not given up the fight in an effort to keep my sanity. After over a month without the internet and several weeks with very narrow band (~28kb/s), I need to make up for it by getting my hands on copious amounts of data transfer. Or something. More on that later. Math is hard.
Been reading more in that "Body of Secrets" book, and man is Rudy's Mom easy. Oh sorry, I mean the Joint Chiefs of Staff are a bunch of rat bastards. Those monkeys tried to get the CIA to commit terrorist acts upon Americans on US soil and to make it look like the Cubans were the aggressor, thereby increasing public approval of an overt invasion on Cuba in the 60's. Johnson was an idiot. The SR-71 is fast. American foreign policy is some aggressive shit. The Isrealis are dicks. Michael Anderson sleeps with, but only cuddles, little boys. Vietnam sucked. Etc, Etc, Etc....
Yeah so I saw another man bust out his urea cannon in the streets of SF. This time it was drunk idiot that just whipped it out in plain view on a street corner facing the intersection. Bizarro...
Oeterson: What's the lowdown on Jon Bean Town Peckerwood? Have an ETD?
Ja -el: We need to work on your magazine selection. At least maybe try reading Juggs or Slit. I mean where do you come of trying to imply that Vanity Fair is acceptable reading in these parts.
Elric Von Hassington: Workage? I hate getting up at 5:45am. Chopper suck ballz.
Futball: Keep away from the kiddies, they will only distract your studies. And no fair claiming that little Italian boys are ancient Roman, portable hotdog warmers. Keep all your appendages to yourself.
Rude Log: ANy new stories at the Studio? How is the weight loss program going?
"Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."
-Mark Twain (1835-1910)
Bortz Partz
Tuesday, February 11, 2003
(tumbleweeds...crickets, crickets...)
Yeah, come on people, post something! Sorry about the no bikes on Sunday Mr. Mannings, I kinda had a catch-up with crap/hang-with-the-woman weekend. No D&D on sunday, no bike riding on sunday.
On the upside, the NAF website has finally launched, which is good for those of us that are Blood Bowl coaches. Hooray! For $10 through PayPal, you get a membership which allows access the the forums, articles, etc on the site, and ID card or some such nonsense, and the best perk, black blocking dice! Neat! Also you can be ranked world-wide as a coach and blah blah blah.
I am happy about it anyway.....
Yeah, come on people, post something! Sorry about the no bikes on Sunday Mr. Mannings, I kinda had a catch-up with crap/hang-with-the-woman weekend. No D&D on sunday, no bike riding on sunday.
On the upside, the NAF website has finally launched, which is good for those of us that are Blood Bowl coaches. Hooray! For $10 through PayPal, you get a membership which allows access the the forums, articles, etc on the site, and ID card or some such nonsense, and the best perk, black blocking dice! Neat! Also you can be ranked world-wide as a coach and blah blah blah.
I am happy about it anyway.....
Saturday, February 08, 2003
26th Hour
Well, I did some research into what you were talking about Jael (the Vanity Fair article) and here's the deal: that collumn is written by some Australian comic under the name of his character "Dame Edna" which is like a stupid upper-class Archie Bunker type of character (or like those ladies in that british comedy Ab Fab.) STILL, it is pretty obnoxious, but whatever. What the fuck are you doing reading Vanity Fair anyways????
BONUS: Any of you guys heard of this site Infinite Jest ? Its a satire site like the Onion, but according to Tom Tomorrow "its like the Onion, but with substance." Hmm... Looks good so far- SHREK it out!
Watched a bootleg version of "25th Hour" today- it was really good. The bootleg was really bad (a camcorder in a theater) but it was sorta watchable. Now I wanna see it for real in a theater! Good flick- I recommend it.
Also, any of you guys ever see "Mr. Show" ? I've NEVER seen it, but one of the guys from it was on a talk show last night and he seemed kinda funny- I'm interested in hearing if the show is any good.
Supar-Added BONUS
Here's a really short, cool and interesting interview with Kurt Vonegut and his thoughts and views on today (Click Here.)
"Those now in charge of the federal government are upper-crust C-students who know no history or geography, plus not-so-closeted white supremacists, aka “Christians,” and plus, most frighteningly, psychopathic personalities, or “PPs.” -KV
Well, I did some research into what you were talking about Jael (the Vanity Fair article) and here's the deal: that collumn is written by some Australian comic under the name of his character "Dame Edna" which is like a stupid upper-class Archie Bunker type of character (or like those ladies in that british comedy Ab Fab.) STILL, it is pretty obnoxious, but whatever. What the fuck are you doing reading Vanity Fair anyways????
BONUS: Any of you guys heard of this site Infinite Jest ? Its a satire site like the Onion, but according to Tom Tomorrow "its like the Onion, but with substance." Hmm... Looks good so far- SHREK it out!
Watched a bootleg version of "25th Hour" today- it was really good. The bootleg was really bad (a camcorder in a theater) but it was sorta watchable. Now I wanna see it for real in a theater! Good flick- I recommend it.
Also, any of you guys ever see "Mr. Show" ? I've NEVER seen it, but one of the guys from it was on a talk show last night and he seemed kinda funny- I'm interested in hearing if the show is any good.
Supar-Added BONUS
Here's a really short, cool and interesting interview with Kurt Vonegut and his thoughts and views on today (Click Here.)
"Those now in charge of the federal government are upper-crust C-students who know no history or geography, plus not-so-closeted white supremacists, aka “Christians,” and plus, most frighteningly, psychopathic personalities, or “PPs.” -KV
Messed up article
Hey, if you happen to pass by a vanity fair magazine, look for a (funny) but messed up editorial article, near pg 160 or so. Its in an "ask abby" kind of section. Anyhow, a viewer asks, Should I learn spanish, I can't decide whether I should learn french or another language. Is spanish a good language to learn. The Editor-in-chief replies with something like this "Don't waste your time! There's nothing worth reading in the spanish lanuage except for maybe Don Quixote, (some obsure painter) and (some other weird name). Who do you need to talk to in spanish anyways? The leafblower or the gardener? ..... and so it goes on.
I certainly hope that was the April fools issue.
Jael
Hey, if you happen to pass by a vanity fair magazine, look for a (funny) but messed up editorial article, near pg 160 or so. Its in an "ask abby" kind of section. Anyhow, a viewer asks, Should I learn spanish, I can't decide whether I should learn french or another language. Is spanish a good language to learn. The Editor-in-chief replies with something like this "Don't waste your time! There's nothing worth reading in the spanish lanuage except for maybe Don Quixote, (some obsure painter) and (some other weird name). Who do you need to talk to in spanish anyways? The leafblower or the gardener? ..... and so it goes on.
I certainly hope that was the April fools issue.
Jael
Online Dating
Good luck with it Jael! I knew a guy at my work who had like a different date EVERY weekend cuz of online dating (yahoo personals, like 2 years ago.) At first it was cool cuz he'd get a little poon-tang here and there but eventually he told me it got WAY too expensive- dinner and say a movie or whatever everyweekend started adding up, and although some chicks = teh rulez, lots of them also = teh suck! But you know what? I still bet you'd get better results than from bar-hopping. Good luck brohymn!
SUnday- any of you beach goers wanna ride some biggus-bikeus? It was so fun last weekend I wanna do it again! Lemmme know....
Good luck with it Jael! I knew a guy at my work who had like a different date EVERY weekend cuz of online dating (yahoo personals, like 2 years ago.) At first it was cool cuz he'd get a little poon-tang here and there but eventually he told me it got WAY too expensive- dinner and say a movie or whatever everyweekend started adding up, and although some chicks = teh rulez, lots of them also = teh suck! But you know what? I still bet you'd get better results than from bar-hopping. Good luck brohymn!
SUnday- any of you beach goers wanna ride some biggus-bikeus? It was so fun last weekend I wanna do it again! Lemmme know....
Well.... just fyi
I broke my vow and went clubbing again last night at a club called fannae and alexanders. (edited) I dunno, i'm starting to get tired of this scene. I'm gonna try online dating.
Well, back to needed sleep before I start hallucinating.
I decided to edit that part as it was not very nice and probably not true. I was just spiteful last night that nothing happened.
jael
I broke my vow and went clubbing again last night at a club called fannae and alexanders. (edited) I dunno, i'm starting to get tired of this scene. I'm gonna try online dating.
Well, back to needed sleep before I start hallucinating.
I decided to edit that part as it was not very nice and probably not true. I was just spiteful last night that nothing happened.
jael
Friday, February 07, 2003
(eating popcorn)
(music ends)
Sniff Sniff... that would have made it a great movie, had my love TRULY inspired a group of scantily clad waterpolo women (with big bosoms for the movie sake) into the national championship and that the coach was inspired to rise up to the occasion to beat his old coach who tortured him when he was a little boy. Sorta of a B Flick, but eh... =D Oh and Ryans story is good too =D
You guys are the BEST EVAR!!!
I have been doing a lot of partying lately, so this weekend is chastise weekend. No beer, no loud musik, no dancing. Just water and TV. Aaron Doo, where are you? Give me a ring if you have the time. All of you are welcome to stay over but I'm afraid that won't be happening except in spirit.
Jael
(music ends)
Sniff Sniff... that would have made it a great movie, had my love TRULY inspired a group of scantily clad waterpolo women (with big bosoms for the movie sake) into the national championship and that the coach was inspired to rise up to the occasion to beat his old coach who tortured him when he was a little boy. Sorta of a B Flick, but eh... =D Oh and Ryans story is good too =D
You guys are the BEST EVAR!!!
I have been doing a lot of partying lately, so this weekend is chastise weekend. No beer, no loud musik, no dancing. Just water and TV. Aaron Doo, where are you? Give me a ring if you have the time. All of you are welcome to stay over but I'm afraid that won't be happening except in spirit.
Jael
The Best
We have the best, fear-inducing government, EVAR.
But seriously, after this, I'm over being a government "alarmist" for awhile. I think I'll stick to NOT looking at any form of news and remaining happy that I have nothing to do with the bullshit that is going on in the government, and feel safe in my own home again. That is all. Back to work and Blood Bowl!
I love you guys!
We have the best, fear-inducing government, EVAR.
But seriously, after this, I'm over being a government "alarmist" for awhile. I think I'll stick to NOT looking at any form of news and remaining happy that I have nothing to do with the bullshit that is going on in the government, and feel safe in my own home again. That is all. Back to work and Blood Bowl!
I love you guys!
Oh yeah...
I meant to congratulate you too Ryan, rather than just give warning about Jacko. It does sound like a good ending to a movie... we'll just have to tell the full story of your drunkeness/drug dominated lifestyle and how you managed to pull out of it and coach the team to success all because of the love of one little boy named Johnny Lee!
It could be a touching story, and I think that Mr. Mannings' title will suit it perfectly.
(I'm NOT just joking!)
I meant to congratulate you too Ryan, rather than just give warning about Jacko. It does sound like a good ending to a movie... we'll just have to tell the full story of your drunkeness/drug dominated lifestyle and how you managed to pull out of it and coach the team to success all because of the love of one little boy named Johnny Lee!
It could be a touching story, and I think that Mr. Mannings' title will suit it perfectly.
(I'm NOT just joking!)
Thursday, February 06, 2003
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