Cool story, bro

(Updated: now with less asshole!)

I can't believe the wedding is coming up so quick. It's amazing how fast these things sneak up on you. Do you pretty much have everything all planned out?

Should we get together the night before and put down a couple, or will you be busy with last minute planning? I'm flying in late but would be happy to meet up. We could have a solemn pilgrimage to the ruins of Industrial Strip, and lay a single dollar bill on the sidewalk.