| We live in a wondrous age

I'm serious. I think we are, at most, two generations away from some serious mind-blowing, futuretech, transhuman shit. In the meantime, yes, iPads are pretty sweet, aren't they?

Prediction one: I think within fifteen years there will be a major breakthrough that will allow people to eat as much as they physically can but harmlessly break down and discard the excess fat and calories. Americans will look great; the rest of the world can keep on starvin'.

Other predictions?