| Oh, look

Twilight Struggle has a Vassal module if you're serious about playing it on the cheap: Vassal Module

Combine that with the RULES on the GMT site, and we could sorta limp through it sometime? Probably harder to learn this way than having it in your hot little hands, but it is an option. My brain already hurts.

It's also up on wargameroom.com - teach me Johnny! FEED ME SEYMOUR!