| TS3: Salvation

Checked out Toy Story 3 last night. Very good movie! Fuck 3D though. It added nothing, cost more and desaturated the color.

Afterwards, I went to use the men's room and when I came out, the ladyfriend was standing in the shadows between a couple of movie posters. "Well, HEL-lo!" I said playfully. Only then did I realize this was not my ladyfriend at all but instead, a 5th grader. I fled in horror and I'm pretty sure the Dateline guys are after me now.