Care package, eh? No doubt it's a Homosexual package full of Homosexual dildos. I accept your gift!

Yes, the poop deck is definitely on! Christmas Eve, 3:00-5:30 or so. Who knows when that bar is finally gonna close, so I'm just treating every year as potentially the last year from now on.

I hereby request that in the event of my untimely demise, you all play dungeons and dragons for twenty hours in a row. That should quash Ja-el's scurrilous plans. >.>

I ate a beef tongue and pork heart salad last night. It was pretty good!