| Actually Enron

I was too busy shaking my head in disgust at your obvious intent to bitch out to spend any time web blogging. "Let me consult my secretary." Yeah right. I know a bailout setup when I smell one. You don't even have a secretary unless you're talking about one of those dudes from your film series, "Enron Blows Dudes in the Office" (vol 1-32 available now at club 1821!). What you should have written was, "Let me consult my pussy to see if it hurts," because I guarantee you... it does. And if it doesn't now... if will after Saturday, when you are on the receiving end of World's Miniaturist Gangbang '09.