| thanks marketing guys

I got a free can of Full Throttle yesterday and noticed on the side of the can some text:

(at) full throttle: if a person or a machine is at full throttle, they are doing something as well and with as much energy as they can

Gee fuckheads, thanks a lot for explaining what this extremely obscure term means. Truly America was confused by this mystery. If only more products had these helpful definitions.

wonder bread: a wonder bread is a bread that infuses awe, joy, and nourishment to the one who eats it

combat commander: a commander is one who leads other men, and combat is a state in which men fight other men. therefore, a combat commander is one who leads other men while those men are in combat. in this game, you represent such a man.