"... just fuck up whatever is behind the doors, Elven Chain mail included."

HAAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

I hate statistics

Don't feel bad Aeryk because I would most likely join you in the pile of corpses in the Fuckers Room.

So if this is true:

-- 1 door has elven chainmail, 2 doors contain DEATH
-- After you make your preliminary pick, a DEATH door (that you did not pick) opens up

Then your odds of survival are 1/3 if you stay with the door you picked, and 2/3 if you change to the other closed door.

It's fucked up.

The odds of survival are probably more like 7/8 though if you kick down all doors, chop off the head of the girl you are trying to rescue, and tell the random merchant you meet on the road about your top secret mission!

Enron -- I emailed you my CLASSIFIED: SECRET list about the War Store order. Don't let these other dudes know about it, because the models I'm ordering, are so fucking explosive, it would fucking, make some of those guys, flip, their fucking lids!