The Jeeerman Squad!
Bad idea to mess with those guys or kill their leader, cuz like in Seven cities of gold, you kill the tribal leader and they go berzerk on your ass. And there's no gold! Rock on mike, way to revenge it against the bloody americans! Molest their precious victory locations and keep it from the cronies.
I almost got a driving ticket the other day. Slipped a few hundred pesos and I was home free... Ahhh yeah... pretty sweet actually. I was comparing the cops in the states vs cops here. Off hand you would say cops in the states are better because they aren't as corrupt but you know what? Some Still are. There are tons of bad cops that gives the good cops bad names, so what's the diff? Just the cops here will give you a break if you give him a few hundred pesos. At least he doesn't just give a break selectively to some hot ass with legs. If traffic violation corruption is the worst it gets here, then it's fine by me.
edit OKAY --- FLAME ON