Cat gNames
Balzak
Memop Shitbag
Steakfoot
Blacky
Dennis (The whole black thing you know)
Ooga Nails (Fitting for kitties)
When he/she gets older: Big Ooga Nails
I am kinda partial to Ry's suggestion: Milo. Good name for a cat. Now if you could just staple some black rim glasses to the kitties head, that would be optimal. Tell Leslie all the kitties are getting plastic surgery done nowadays.
I am still sifting on the Onofre thing.
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