I Can Has Action Team?

Bodyguards and Chauffers!? What dude, that's a friggen action-thriller waiting to happen! Sounds like fun man, I wanna live the high li...

spent the last 2 nights in makati, manila with my brother who visited me en route to Taiwan. His friend treated us to some royal banquet wi...

feliz cumpleanos ryan i wanna go camping in the Santa Claus mountains :( Don't forget to bring a coat, i hear it gets cold!

Happy b-day Ryan! Hey Aeryk, I do not think I have it in me to get down to SC next weekend. I will actually be camping with Matt in the SC ...

Thanks Guys. No Champagne of Beers, though I wish I'd have thought of that. I like to keep my b-day on the dl, so my players, the assh...

Computer... Suck balls eLzar: I am now added to the league. My computer had a mini melt down this weekend and I was engrossed is fixing the ...

When the Action Team DOES have a matchup that week! The dicks, asses, boobs, jerks, etc. are gonna be HUGE! Damnit Enron, I can't get a...

The non-dick eating non-action team league is a few notches lower on the funness factor. I mean afterall, I was about to see a dickless and...

I believe yesterday was R Dubs Bday? Sorry I missed it d00d! Hope your fine classes all gave you wonderful gifts composed of such quotes l...

K, so I think that perhaps a better idea, and one that helps EVERYONE (including those not involved with the fantasy hockey league) is for J...

I was at the register today in the supermarket and the guy in front of me was wearing a light grey suit, carrying a faded, black, over-the-s...

Haven't had a chance to look at my team yet, but I'd be down for a re-roll. In my experience, if the league is heavy with one parti...

Bummer about the bar girl jael. Wait, I thought over there, "bar girls" were like the prosties at those hooker bars they have nea...

Went to a Bar to pick up a chick, She was pretty hot, but she never called me back. owell Hey, so i'd be down to reroll. My teams pret...

I am cool as a cucumber.