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Bevare! Eat Eggs! Being in a haunted house is pretty fun! I'm lying on top of a slab (aka, our washer/dryer, covered in a sheet). Abo...

Zin Zorba See! That public tongue lashing I gave my players payed off, a la Mike Keenan style. I got +9.5 points of ranking in one eve. Too ...

Hey Jon? That's all nice and everything.. but did you SEE the SATANIC DEATH PUMPKIN, FFS!!? OMFGSTFU!@!11 I'm getting sick, I thin...

I've been trying to follow this hockey stuff, but I am confused. Why don't you just roll 1d20 in a month to determine the winner? I...

That is sweet.

Correct, sir! You gots it right my man! And yes, you can catch fire at the end of the season and take the lead, but that's what I like ...

Ok, I think I have a grasp of it now.. tell me if I'm wrong. Each "team" accumulates stats throughout our fantasy season, and ...

Dude! I need to have a talk with a few dead beats on my team. Uggg... I am the best. And by best, I mean, my guys suck. And by suck I mean w...

OMG Okay. Let's say that there is one, and only one category for scoring in our league. Lets call our fake, hypothetical league, The A...

Ehh.. now I'm more confused than when I started. LOL. Dunno why, but it's just not clicking for me whatsoever. If we score points ...

Well, sort of. In our league, we have six offensive categories where you can score points: Goals, Assists, +/-, Penalty minutes, etc. Ther...

Hmm.. So, I can sort of compare Goals, Assists, Points and +/- between players, but I guess what I don't understand is what effect each ...

Also, there is a place to click on season or last week and this week on the My team page. Yeah, geez, I wish I didn't get it eithe...

Hockey Click on the players name and you will magically be whisked away to a page detailing that players past statistics, as well as his cur...