Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Gotta love the gurgling fart poo.

In related news: Haylee was falling asleep on her playroom futon with the blanket all nice and snug and her watching the tail end of some Disney movie yesterday, so instead of using the bathroom downstairs, I used the upstairs bathroom so that the noise factor would be lowest and she'd be asleep by the time I got back downstairs. Wellllll.. I'm not gone more than 4-5 minutes, come back downstairs to find that not only is she not asleep.. but she has climbed up onto the dining room table, taken everything out of her diaper/travel bag, shaken the salt and pepper shakers all over the tablecloth, is eating a beaded necklace and has managed to partially tear her diaper off and is sitting on the tablecloth in a big pool of piss. That one took me a minute to absorb and react to. Never underestimate the ability for your little one to do more swathing destruction in as little duration of time as possible.

Today, I can laugh about it. Yesterday, I was horrified. LOL.