Don't sell yourself short Johnny, you brought the best element of the night.  See, Jael came to dinner prepared with a speech.  He actually wrote an after-dinner speech.  And actually delivered it.
I wish I'd snagged the text because it was brilliant!  I was laughing so hard I can't remember it very well.  There was something about... oh I don't know, I can't remember any of it.  Wish I'd had a tape recorder.
Anyway Johnny you are required to deliver speeches at every dinner party now.