Jesus fucking Christ!

So have you guys read the paper lately? Apparently the fuckwads that were fake-elected to run the country have decided that using nuclear bombs in our fake war on terrorism might be a good idea. What the Hell is wrong with these guys? You Do Not Use Nuclear Bombs. Haven't they heard that one Sting song about how the Russians love their children too?

Sorry I couldn't go to Beach Hut, but I'm too busy fretting about the ideals of this country devolving completely into shit.

I guessing one of us will own a Segway within three years. My guess is Eric, but I'm a strong runner-up.

My balls hurt.