uh.. is this 1980 or is rudy a weenie?
CHris Isuck?  pleeeeez nigga!   ok, he was great in 1980's but nobody wants to listen to wicked game anymore!  I don't want to sell records but that is reedeeecuolous.  Anyhow, I'm interested in the little teeny bopper hotties, so the plan is to play some fun go-happy punk music about nothing (reflecting productivity of teen life...).  Definitely not interested in sagging 40 year old over the hill moms. 
Humanity points Lost: 100
We need someone with an english accent.  So when Mike gets back he'd be a good lead singer.
Humanity points regained: 10
Rudy Still Love ya baby!