Saturday, March 31, 2012

Heyo, I'm in on the drawing app!

Wife signed me up and picked some jacked up user name lol... boj34 (Bo Jackson 34?)..

So it may show up as that. I tried changing my username to artnikisch but I dunno if it actually took or not.

Send me pictures, goons! :D

Friday, March 30, 2012

Hey iPad playas - check out Hero Academy! S'fun. Pretty easy to just play random fools for practice, too.

Thursday, March 29, 2012

haha! That would be quite unusual if that happened in Manhattan beach.... It would be weird actually. I haven't had that kind of confrontation turn down at the bars in the states. I think Asian girls tend to be frank, and Americans girls rather brutally honest. They'd probably rather walk away, or say, "don't talk to me".... or something like that. Am I right? But of course, that NEVER happened to ME... yet. (knock on wood or knocking on woody respectively)

ya, im just good at fooling white and puerto ricans that are my friends.

On the happier side. My agenda today, I'm gonna try to find a sex shop and see what they have their, buy a stock of ample cock rings, (speaking of, rude, how'd the dr. Lee cockring work for ya?) Has a nice ring to it actually.

Dude, I totally forgot you were in Taiwan! I thought you were talking to some guys from Riverside in, like, Hermosa Beach.

Anyway you are a pretty youthful looking fellow but that probably only works on white people, right?
Those lines would have been great! She would thought what a badass I was and wanted to get on her knees to suck on my PHD rock hard cock. I think I just didn't want to cockblock the two guys so I sorta went the pussy route and left them alone.

hehehe.... yah, ur right Ruday, i think the problem was those two guys were so fresh faced and they were. ah.... the handsomeness of youth. Plus asian women can be real Dragon bitches... There's also a new "type" of young women, kind of like the hentai girls or whatever their names are. Real materialistic, dresses up like dolls, and uses guys to pay for everything! And they'll keep a bunch of guys on their phone list to pay for them. I don't even know if they put out. The japanese ones do if you spend enough money on them.

I love Taiwan though! For the most part the OTHER kinds of normal people are friendly as long as they don't think youre creepy or offensive.


You don't even look old jael, but maybe those dudes look hella young. Shoulda told that girl "gag me with a spoon, young woman." Target got iTunes cards on sale for 15% off. You txt Easter to a number they have on their price tags there. Good shit'
The Tichu one would also be useful if the lady in question genuinely didn't know how to roll dice.

Another one: "No I am not their professor, I am also not a rapist!"

| Good comeback lines

"No, I'm their AA sponsor."
"Yes, I'm trying to teach them how to have big dicks. I got my PhD from the School of Hard Cocks."
(Saucy pirate voice.) "Narr, i be a pirate! Be ye of legal copulation age, miss? PS, I don't have aids."
"I'll Tichu how to roll the dice." <- cons only

I'm your Jiminy Cricket bro, wear a headset and I'll talk you through these situations.
Just wanted to share: I was hanging out at the local bar next door to my hotel. Two young guys that recently graduated from my old alma matre was hanging out and we all started talking. A young girl came by that was a friend of theirs, and they introduced me, and she said "I thought he was your teacher".

Man.... it was awkward, oh, and I felt ancient.

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Yup, my full name, not the colloquial version!

I challenged you to Hero Academy Rude. Shrek it out!
Elrick, Jon's draw something name is his full first name/last name. Maybe you're try to play with the imposter like did. What's your game center name? What's ur ipad info too ryry? Mines is rudyriot
I have an iPad too.
Hmm, I don't have any game requests from you, but I'll try to start one with you when I get home! Me and Rude have been having a good time, albeit with some humiliating failures on both our parts!

If you are going to use it for PDFs, consider picking up Goodreader. It's a few bux, but people seem to like it (I do).

There's a game called Hero Academy that's supposed to be great! We should firs that one up.

| Dunzo

Picked it up last night, installed like 5 free apps, bought 3, and started Draw Something games with /firstname/riot and /firstname//lastname/, although only riot has responded. I actually bought the game too, so maybe we will get some better words :) PS I'm /synonymnforlarge/gdork.

So far, it is all I hoped and dreamed it would be - a freaking kick ass toy with some REALLY good games for like 2 bucks or less!
eLzar, I would say that is a very good deal. The iPad is very cool. Yes it is a toy, but one that plays cool board games, browses the Internets, checks email and has lots of fun apps.

"While I don't always drink tablets, when I do, I prefer iPad." -The Most Interesting Nerd in the World

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