Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Herr Blaqueheart and I are fine with two rooms. We will need the extra one to hide the bodies while we make our escape.

| Compromises II

Rudy should sleep in the van, but he should definitely wear the sleep mask, I mean Aeryk does need his quiet after all:




- 'Quit hoggin' the blanket!'

Monday, April 12, 2010

Fine, 2 rooms is it. FUCK!?

| Compromise

How about Darth Rude sans mask and drunk jr0n both sleep in eLzar's van of debauchery with Mr. Gozarian. That way we only need one room for the other four AND eLzar can sleep to the sweet, sweet purr of two man's throats. Perhaps more. Problem solved.

Yay me for the best solution.

D>M>

| The Ultimate Price

Sure, $1.36 per person in monetary cost, but the toll I would take on all your souls, innocence, and persons would be immeasurable. I do some pretty crazy half-cocked shenanigans in that van behind the snap down curtains.

My advice? Save that $1.36....
On 2nd thought, I think we should all stay in the van with Eric. I remember a bunch of us went for food in that van, I think it's feasible. I estimate cost would be about $1.36 per person.

| Crap

It would appear that Pump and jr0n saw through my clever ploy to make you jarks foot the bill for me by "accidentally" leaving myself out of the calc. Crap. So revised, the bill will likely be $175/head, not $210. What say you all?

jA-eL are you willing to throw in for the shit, shower and Park tax like eLzar? It would at least buy you in and out privileges at the parking garage and maybe a "Dude were all guys here" experience with Darth Rude.

D>M>
Yeah Pumpkin is right -- that's six people not counting Rape Van Aeryk and Sir "Not Appearing At This Hotel" Ja-El. Given that would pull it to sub-$200 levels I vote two rooms. I want to be in Rudy's room, if only for the inevitable moment when I walk into the room to find him openly masturbating while wearing his Vader mask.

So Enron and I started going to a Warmachine league at the SFLGS (somewhat friendly local game store) last weekend. Hoo boy, did we get our asses spanked black and blue. Well Enron won one game. Against me. It just goes to show, you can play a game for years, then suddenly learn you've been fucking it up the whole time. I had a lot of fun, though. For gamer weirdos these guys weren't too bad.

The coolest part of the league you get a little book in it with a sort of map-like, branching track in it. Playing games and getting certain achievements in those games gets you stamps on the track, and and when you get to certain spaces you unlock a "stratagem" which gives you some crazy power you can use once per game. The achievements are pretty easy to get so as long as you play a bunch of games you'll eventually unlock a whole bunch of shit, just not as fast as if you go smite everyone weirdo gamer-style.

I guess that's not really "cool" but you know what I mean.
I'll ask Blackheart what he wants. Are we going to have 5 or 6 people in the room? I'm counting 6 (not counting Aeryck).
Is it literally double the cost to have 2 rooms? (makes sense.) I'm not crazy about the idea, we're still too old to double up beds so there's gonna be lots of floor sleeping anyways.

| Doom Room

Well, I can setup two rooms, but be forewarned, based on the 4 day scenario and say a $86 (out of my (ass)hat eLzar surcharge, that means the remaining 5 jarks will each be shelling out $210.00 for the room. Is that what everyone wants?

D>M>
I recently talked to Blackheart. He votes for two rooms.

Rude - Completely forgot about Long Beach. Usually I use Southwest, so it's only out of LAX. Tickets came out to around 175 bucks.

Saturday, April 10, 2010

The flavor text in the tutorials is what makes me almost hate it so much, too. I just mash the skip button but it's still not fast enough. Now, Wario is a funny dude, and the writing is cute, but this isn't an RPG so I would love that game a million times more if it was minus all that bs. If you survive though, I think it's worth it. The music editor is really fun to play with. I suck at graphics so need to work on that.

Video games, I love it! I'm reading all my inspirational books right now, so if I come up with any interesting idears, I'll run them past you guys and sees what yous alls thinks. I'm starting to formulate something in my minds, but we'll see.

RE:CON, yeah, that would suck for you to pay for the room if you're not staying there. Poop tax is awesome, only 120% what the rest of us pay.

I'm eating what's turned out to be the world's most blandest pasta. Jesus.

Den/Pet - what airport are you leaving from? I chose Long Beach because it was about $100 bucks cheaper each way flying Jet Blue versus anything form LAX, sheesh.

| Mobile Gaming Unit, Engage!

- I shall be sleeping in the MGU. In the past I have also paid for the room, then been a little beeyatch and slept in the van, pouting all the while. If given the option to NOT pay AND sleep in the van, I would of course choose that. What say you all?

Of course I plan on stopping the toilets, using all the hot water, brewing both coffee and bukkoffee, and still complaining about y'all snoring even though I will never hear it. How about I pay for a night so I have access to the amenities? Call it a Poo Poo and Shower Tax. Can I get a key if I only pay for one night? Oh, and I expect I'll be charging some room service to the poor sap that leaves their credit card. "I want you to charge room 513, but send the food to the white shag wagon parked on the 3rd story of the structure with all the curtains drawn. Just leave it on the ground and walk away, cool?"

- We have almost completed "Purge of Crap: Final Edition" and feel a million times lighter and better about ourselves and our lives. Leaner, meaner, and hippier, fo-sho. We basically expunged a moving van worth of crap that no one wanted to buy over the course of two garage sales. It all had value in the right hands, but we move next Saturday, so to satisfy my life requirements, Mother Nature loses.

- I'm all for video game collaboration, Rudy, if you are looking for any. I have bogged down going through the stupid, lengthy, and overly verbose tutorial with Warioware DIY. I wish there was an option to remove the terrible, terrible flavor text and just get to the point. I would never have let that out of QA if I was the boss. Maybe it was even worse before QA?

- I might die today as I have had coffee and 3 red bulls, FYI.

Friday, April 09, 2010

I'm fine with 1 or 2 rooms. Supposedly I'll get my fucking sleeping machine from the doctors, but I've been waiting over a month for the damn initial sleep study, so who knows. It would be cool if I didn't snore AND scared the shit out of you guys with my post-apoc/vadar/rapist mask. I'm swingle again :( so be forewarned, which ever room I'm in is the "ok with openly masturbating" room.

So I made that CD awhile back and it got put out and that was cool. Now the new goal is to somehow make a video game. This won't be "Current Conflict: Duty of Honor" or something, but I just want to set this goal and kill it. Then the next one after that might be a book or something (whatever fulfills the prophecy.)

There's already semi-official cast shots from the Ice & Fire HBO show on this site:
http://winter-is-coming.net/

I watched the movie Funny People last night and liked it. I had heard it was depressing but it wasn't as much of a downer as I'd thought and I enjoyed it. Started watching Coraline (what am I, a young adult!?) and got bored, but what I saw was nice looking at least. I'm sure if I finish it, it will be good. Oh, have District 9 still which I haven't seen. Started it and it seemed like it would be super depressing so I'm holding off.

"When did milk go from a delicious morning friend to a maniac who punches his way out of my asshole?" -Alec Sulkin