I don't have cable so I'm not really too hip to this dude's track record etc, but this is a pretty gnarly take down of Ghouliani from some dude named Kieth Oberman or something - good shit though! It's like them old Oliver Twist newsreels or whatever that cartoon about that redheaded orphan hanging out with the 7-Up dude! HERE!

PS - eric i got monday off so if u in town lets go to beach monday morning and go body smurfing! then we can play cc or i can eat spam sushi and shit liek that! DO IT! Nice weather dude!

To cheer you all up from that depressing kid-smoking vid, I submitted The Action Team to the Warhammer Online guild-beta thingy.

So if/when they hit me up about it, I'll spread the love... :) (now watch that kid smoking-vid a few more hundred times! Never too many humanity points!)

Oh and here's cool vid of an art thing I just seen HERE where I guy goes to beverly hills and puts up a "99 cents only store, coming soon" sign up and all the rich ppls reactions - pretty funny.

"he'll kick MY ask!" Awwww hahaha that shit was cute AND funny. It's gonna be the new trend cuz of that Landlord short! I seen one fucked up video off some other vid site and it was like a 4 year old russian or some eastern-euro little kid smoking a cig on the streets. Like the real-life Great Expectations or whatever cartoon had some shit about a soup line!? Yeah, it was funny as fuck but pretty sad and depressing too. The kid obviously knew how to smoke, and he was so TINY! Evil. Evil Dick, even.

ADDED: Here's the russian kid smoking - nice music too. :( HAHA :(

Things that make my day a little brighter:

Kid to Monster: I'm gunna kick your ask!

And, one of the funniest shows, Britain's "Mock the Week"

Mock the Week!

Thought this was funny:



Wow, that McBeef stuff was pretty .. well.. SA. LOL.

Holy shit, SA had this "crib notes to Richard McBeef" story the other day and it was like set to that v-tech killer guy's short play or whatever. I thought they made up the text of the play but they totally didn't! Oh shnap! From smokking gun the real play HERE and then the SA annotations HERE! Bahaha, funny shit. When they kept showing his little play on the news I kept dying inside over the stupid name. COMEDY!

Yeah, those really one's are pretty good. I think they did one a few shows back that was REALLY good. I don't remember the topic though.

Oh, make no mistake about it. SNL has been unbearably bad for a long, long time now. The only bits that are really any good are the ones that are premade like the digital shorts, and like the animated skits. Sad that a live sketch comedy show sucks unless they're doing prerecorded bits. LOL.

Although, I still find the 'news' bits pretty funny. Did you guys catch this "Really?" sketch about Alberto Gonzales?

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I don't know if anyone remembers The State on MTV, but I learned how to talk to girls and dance from watching this skit.

ah yeaaaaah

Holy fucking shit! I was kinda talking shit to Jon about SNL last night online but then they had this TV Funhouse cartoon on that was SO insane and messed up and funny.
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Oh my god. They need to collect all these cartoons on a dvd or sumfin cuz theyre just INSANE!

I thought the three "intermission" trailers were just all right, but Machete would be such an awesome movie! Robert Rodriguez apparently is thinking about making a real film of that... I'd see that shit for sure!

Good review! Yeah I saw the late show, so all the Death Proof stuff that bugged was magnified by +10 Sleep of the Tired One. Yeah, the chase at the end was pretty fun, but I think I was burned out and bitter from looong build up. I didn't sit thru the credits - was there a joke at the end!?

Dude I friggin LOVED Planet Terror. Loved the look (maybe the "crusty stock" was a little over used like fake "record-scratch" on songs)and LOVED the shit with the doctor's little kid. Oh my god, that kid was good. Hahaha, so much funny shit in it. I wanna see it again. What'd you think of the fake-previews? Thanksgiving was great and gotta love the line "They fucked with the wrong Mexican." Hahaha. Good shit. I pissed inbetween movies so didn't see Rob Zombies Werewomen of the SS one. I will look online to see those again. (Enron - I think it was Eli Roth who did Thanksgiving to make minor correction to your past review. ;) )

I saw Grindhouse tonight. Spoilarz follow. Pretty decent, but not anything I would ever watch again, except for the exciting parts of Death Proof. I thought the first part was entertainingly stupid. The "rocket jump" was the single stupidest thing I've ever seen in a movie, congraturation Robert Rodriguez. The "missing reel" was hilarious. I also liked the female cop's progressive hotness and the jailbait babysitters.

Death Proof I liked, but it certainly was far from perfect. I'm glad I was warned that it was slow and talky, and I'm also glad that I didn't see the movie late (we saw the 6:00 show)... that said, I really enjoyed the whole part with the first set of girls, talkiness and all. I thought it was an effective build-up to Stuntman Mike's roadside antics. I didn't start getting antsy or frustrated until the loooooong scene in the restaurant with the second group. Oh my God, that went on forever. I get it, Quentin, all these girls are real humans. Let's move on already! Also the chewing and eating sounds drove my girlfriend crazy. And then that scene was followed by an even more endless scene, where Zoe and the tough chick spent forever discussing their whole ship's mast idea. I don't care how cool the stunt actually was in execution, there is no stunt in the world that can follow that much buildup.

The last twenty minutes however was awesome, a little cheesy in how jolly the girls were about pulling off their revenge, but awesome. It's rare to see a car chase like that anymore and it was done in such a badass way (it may have helped that I worked on the DVD for Vanishing Point and therefore saw it many, many times -- really cool flick). Also Enron -- I really liked the complete turnaround Kurt Russell's character went through as soon as things got turned around on him. I thought it was funny as a specific choice to not make him the sort of unstoppable badass you see in typical horror flicks but rather to show how pathetic his whole character is. The very last shot (well, technically the last two shots I guess) were fucking great. The moment at which "The End" comes up is perfect. But still, Death Proof could've been cut way the hell down and I would have enjoyed it a lot more. If I were to see this fine film again then my peepee break would definitely take place during the restaurant scene. In fact there would be time for a nice long poo.

Yo Aeryk, checketh thine gmail.

wow that was pretty fuckin good! i had heard about that but hadnt tracked it down yet. gonna watch "stranger than fiction" in a lil while. just watched "deja vu" not so good. It ISNT about the strip club of the same name. It is in fact about solving the clues in time without makin any fuckin sense. WAHT!?