Cliff and Jeff K.
Here
Crap. So funny. The third and the fifth ones are the best. Jeebus, I tinkled.
Saturday, April 12, 2003
Car moddin' @ it's best
Check this site out. This is the sweetest car mod ever. It almost seems worth madding a car like this just for the humor value. It starts off slow and serious, but gets better as it goes.
Sweet, Sweet sentra.
Juicy Burger, Juicy Fries.
Check this site out. This is the sweetest car mod ever. It almost seems worth madding a car like this just for the humor value. It starts off slow and serious, but gets better as it goes.
Sweet, Sweet sentra.
Juicy Burger, Juicy Fries.
Sweet Sweet Crime... Mmmmmm, Crime..
Johnny that is a brilliant observation. You may be right. I always thought Reggie Miller was part Ferengi. I guess he is ot quite as far along in the evolutionary progression as Cassell. Jon that sucks balls about the sciatic nerve. disorders in the nervous system are so frustrating.
In other news my car has been assulted yet again. Elric'n'stein, I feel your vein, pain... I mean pain. This time by some person that thought my backpack was a must have item. I always make a point of putting my bag in the trunk if I leave it in the car. Well I was in a descent area during the day time with lots of people milling about. Some jerk broke out the RR window of the car for my bag consisting of my jacket, my check books, two of my CC bills, my calulator and other misc. items. So suck for me. No more cold weather jacket, backpack, I had to close my bank accounts and my credit cards, and I am out the 375 dollars it took to replace the window. Add in the fact that I had purchase new checks for my accts, and it comes to a smooth 400 dollars. Goodbye refund check. To top it all off, It rained like mad while I was dropping my car off at the shop and I got soaked while taking public tranny around to take care of my accounts.
This brings the toll up to $8000 for the accident (Paid for by the insurance co. sans $500), $375 for the window, $4000 for the transmission (Paid for by Honda, although they shouldn't have), $25 for a new Honda Emblem that was ganked, all since Nov 1st. None of this includes routine maintenance.
Chopper Suck Mufflers.
Johnny that is a brilliant observation. You may be right. I always thought Reggie Miller was part Ferengi. I guess he is ot quite as far along in the evolutionary progression as Cassell. Jon that sucks balls about the sciatic nerve. disorders in the nervous system are so frustrating.
In other news my car has been assulted yet again. Elric'n'stein, I feel your vein, pain... I mean pain. This time by some person that thought my backpack was a must have item. I always make a point of putting my bag in the trunk if I leave it in the car. Well I was in a descent area during the day time with lots of people milling about. Some jerk broke out the RR window of the car for my bag consisting of my jacket, my check books, two of my CC bills, my calulator and other misc. items. So suck for me. No more cold weather jacket, backpack, I had to close my bank accounts and my credit cards, and I am out the 375 dollars it took to replace the window. Add in the fact that I had purchase new checks for my accts, and it comes to a smooth 400 dollars. Goodbye refund check. To top it all off, It rained like mad while I was dropping my car off at the shop and I got soaked while taking public tranny around to take care of my accounts.
This brings the toll up to $8000 for the accident (Paid for by the insurance co. sans $500), $375 for the window, $4000 for the transmission (Paid for by Honda, although they shouldn't have), $25 for a new Honda Emblem that was ganked, all since Nov 1st. None of this includes routine maintenance.
Chopper Suck Mufflers.
Major suxors
Regrettably, yeah me too, I've always had these problems with lugging around this 10 lbs nutsacks and 14 inch cock. Tends to drag on the floor alot and gives me all sorts of back spasms when erect. The verticle force is just too powerful, sorta recoils like an AK-47. Go to the Doctor Oetersen. As for intelligent beings of light, evolution dictates that we become bald, bubbly eyed, cone shaped aliens first. So techically Sam Cassell in the NBA is ahead of the race there. Betcha he still gets a lot of ass.
J.
Regrettably, yeah me too, I've always had these problems with lugging around this 10 lbs nutsacks and 14 inch cock. Tends to drag on the floor alot and gives me all sorts of back spasms when erect. The verticle force is just too powerful, sorta recoils like an AK-47. Go to the Doctor Oetersen. As for intelligent beings of light, evolution dictates that we become bald, bubbly eyed, cone shaped aliens first. So techically Sam Cassell in the NBA is ahead of the race there. Betcha he still gets a lot of ass.
J.
this really sux0rs
My fucking ass/nut has been aching all day, so I'm going around really irritable. Nothing seems to help, medication/stretching/bath salts. I've always felt like my body was against me. (Hair loss at 17, anyone??) The sooner I can turn into an intelligent being of light, the better. I hope Rudy will help me achieve this goal.
My fucking ass/nut has been aching all day, so I'm going around really irritable. Nothing seems to help, medication/stretching/bath salts. I've always felt like my body was against me. (Hair loss at 17, anyone??) The sooner I can turn into an intelligent being of light, the better. I hope Rudy will help me achieve this goal.
live from the sciatic nerve
Just because I haven't yet done physical therapy for all of my limbs yet, now I'm having problem with the sciatic nerve in my left side. It's basically a back problem, but I feel the pain in my left butt cheek, left nut, inner left thigh, down to the knee. You can imagine that this makes me a jolly man, especially considering that it hurts worst when I'm sitting down, and I'm always sitting down.
law of the west
Oh man, that game was great. Somethingawful is a mixed bag, but their hentai reviews are always good. Speaking of which (sorta)... have any of you guys seen the anime, Ninja Scroll? Enron, that's not the one you have, is it? White Wolf told me to watch it (in the Exalted rulebook) so I rented it like a good goth, but there's nudity and stuff in it! Oh no! It's pretty cool though. Lots of people getting chopped in half, having their limbs ripped off by a giant who then drinks the blood, etc.. Next up: Jackie Chan's Legend of Drunken Master. I expect comparable gore.
sekrit projekt
Sure, I'm in on that action. Maybe I can write an ode to (sekrit topic) lost, since I cannot (consume) (sekrit topic) anymore. Damn you, dyspepsia!
Just because I haven't yet done physical therapy for all of my limbs yet, now I'm having problem with the sciatic nerve in my left side. It's basically a back problem, but I feel the pain in my left butt cheek, left nut, inner left thigh, down to the knee. You can imagine that this makes me a jolly man, especially considering that it hurts worst when I'm sitting down, and I'm always sitting down.
law of the west
Oh man, that game was great. Somethingawful is a mixed bag, but their hentai reviews are always good. Speaking of which (sorta)... have any of you guys seen the anime, Ninja Scroll? Enron, that's not the one you have, is it? White Wolf told me to watch it (in the Exalted rulebook) so I rented it like a good goth, but there's nudity and stuff in it! Oh no! It's pretty cool though. Lots of people getting chopped in half, having their limbs ripped off by a giant who then drinks the blood, etc.. Next up: Jackie Chan's Legend of Drunken Master. I expect comparable gore.
sekrit projekt
Sure, I'm in on that action. Maybe I can write an ode to (sekrit topic) lost, since I cannot (consume) (sekrit topic) anymore. Damn you, dyspepsia!
Friday, April 11, 2003
oh my god, chuckles.
Don't know if you've guy have ever visited DrudgeReport-It's basically a "news blog" but the goon who does it also occasionally "writes" his own news-stories. He writes "catchy" headlines and whatever- guess he gets tons of hits. ANYWAYS, check out Humor Is Dead for thier take on Drudge's site... stupid Drudge Report uses that little siren-gif all the time- pretty funny.
Old Games
I've never played that game, but funny review! God, there were some HORRIBLE games back then! Jesus, some of the shit they put out was SO bad. One game I was really bummed/confused about was E.T.- I bet if I downloaded it right now, i still wouldn't be able to figure it out!
That joystick Oon almost bough sounds pretty cool. You could totally buy on ebay the real-deal and like a million games for a comparable price- plus, you'd probably get REAL sick of it anyways. BUt, you gotta admit it sounds like a pretty sweet product.
Don't know if you've guy have ever visited DrudgeReport-It's basically a "news blog" but the goon who does it also occasionally "writes" his own news-stories. He writes "catchy" headlines and whatever- guess he gets tons of hits. ANYWAYS, check out Humor Is Dead for thier take on Drudge's site... stupid Drudge Report uses that little siren-gif all the time- pretty funny.
Old Games
I've never played that game, but funny review! God, there were some HORRIBLE games back then! Jesus, some of the shit they put out was SO bad. One game I was really bummed/confused about was E.T.- I bet if I downloaded it right now, i still wouldn't be able to figure it out!
That joystick Oon almost bough sounds pretty cool. You could totally buy on ebay the real-deal and like a million games for a comparable price- plus, you'd probably get REAL sick of it anyways. BUt, you gotta admit it sounds like a pretty sweet product.
Something Awful reviews Law of the West!!!!
Here
Best quote: There's a trade imbalance in the video game industry between the US and Japan, but not in the way you'd expect. While they sent us Super Mario, Final Fantasy 7, and Schoolgirl Mangler 12, all they got in return was two nuclear bombs and LAW OF THE WEST (caps added for emphasis).
It's funny if you have played Law of the West. I'm guessing the more outspoken of you will have not....
Unrelated, yet sidesplittingly funny quotes:
"Rather than having a single plot, Water Closet actually features five slightly interconnected plots about five different girls. To view each plot in its entirety you would have to play through the game a minimum of ten times. That's like someone saying to me "I will give you this sack full of rats, but only if you let me kick you in the groin ten times."
Here
Best quote: There's a trade imbalance in the video game industry between the US and Japan, but not in the way you'd expect. While they sent us Super Mario, Final Fantasy 7, and Schoolgirl Mangler 12, all they got in return was two nuclear bombs and LAW OF THE WEST (caps added for emphasis).
It's funny if you have played Law of the West. I'm guessing the more outspoken of you will have not....
Unrelated, yet sidesplittingly funny quotes:
"Rather than having a single plot, Water Closet actually features five slightly interconnected plots about five different girls. To view each plot in its entirety you would have to play through the game a minimum of ten times. That's like someone saying to me "I will give you this sack full of rats, but only if you let me kick you in the groin ten times."
Do yourself a favor
And shut-the-hell up! j/k (saw that joke on Letterman awhile ago.)
Elrick: One of the best people to read about Zen is Alan Watts. If you go to the library, he's got a ton of books on zen (and other religions) and monday nights at 11pm on 90.7 fm they play an hour of one of his talks- next time I see u i can give u a copy of some of his mp3s. He was awesome- and he really explains the principles of zen, tao, buddism, whatever. cluck here.
And shut-the-hell up! j/k (saw that joke on Letterman awhile ago.)
Elrick: One of the best people to read about Zen is Alan Watts. If you go to the library, he's got a ton of books on zen (and other religions) and monday nights at 11pm on 90.7 fm they play an hour of one of his talks- next time I see u i can give u a copy of some of his mp3s. He was awesome- and he really explains the principles of zen, tao, buddism, whatever. cluck here.
I Vote We Boycott Blogger Until Michaelanderson Blogs
Just kidding, cause we all know that will never happen... but anyway, I am doing a little research on our "secret project: book" and am reading The Tau of Pooh, The Te of Piglet, and Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance. Enlightening. Not sure how it will apply to the Secret Project, but it will. We just need to get together and come up with some ideas, then the ball will be rolling. Oh wait, I remember how well the last "meeting of the creative minds for fun and profit" went at my house. So maybe this project is doomed from the beginning. Hopefully, for the sake of the good of the project, it goes better than the first one.
Everything Zen. Everything.
Just kidding, cause we all know that will never happen... but anyway, I am doing a little research on our "secret project: book" and am reading The Tau of Pooh, The Te of Piglet, and Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance. Enlightening. Not sure how it will apply to the Secret Project, but it will. We just need to get together and come up with some ideas, then the ball will be rolling. Oh wait, I remember how well the last "meeting of the creative minds for fun and profit" went at my house. So maybe this project is doomed from the beginning. Hopefully, for the sake of the good of the project, it goes better than the first one.
Everything Zen. Everything.
Wednesday, April 09, 2003
New Get Your War On
Here.
"Ugh, I hate finding cluster bombs in my cake! They get stuck in my fillings." heh...
Moobies that I've seen lately:
Monty Python Live at Hollywood Bowl - Pretty funny! I've never been the biggest Python fan, but I appreciate their shit. Good show.
The Substitue 4: Failure Is Not an Option - I've seen it like TWICE on cable this month. YIKES. Pretty good otherwise.
Taboo - Crazy samurai love-fest set in the late 1800's. It was good I guess- I really didn't understand it though.
The Breed - Vampire's "come out of the closest" in a near-future america, and shit like that. It actually looked pretty good but the acting 'n shit was pretty spotty.
Legally Blond - Another flick I've seen on cable 2.5 times. There's something appealing about that chick *kinda* - wierd story, I overheard these 2 cheeseball "x-treme hollywood kids" types talking in line at Ralphs awhile back and they were all "Um, like yeah... I totally saw ryan philippe and reese witherspoon totally doing tons of coke at an after-hours last weekend!" I have no reason not to believe it.
someone else talk now.
Here.
"Ugh, I hate finding cluster bombs in my cake! They get stuck in my fillings." heh...
Moobies that I've seen lately:
Monty Python Live at Hollywood Bowl - Pretty funny! I've never been the biggest Python fan, but I appreciate their shit. Good show.
The Substitue 4: Failure Is Not an Option - I've seen it like TWICE on cable this month. YIKES. Pretty good otherwise.
Taboo - Crazy samurai love-fest set in the late 1800's. It was good I guess- I really didn't understand it though.
The Breed - Vampire's "come out of the closest" in a near-future america, and shit like that. It actually looked pretty good but the acting 'n shit was pretty spotty.
Legally Blond - Another flick I've seen on cable 2.5 times. There's something appealing about that chick *kinda* - wierd story, I overheard these 2 cheeseball "x-treme hollywood kids" types talking in line at Ralphs awhile back and they were all "Um, like yeah... I totally saw ryan philippe and reese witherspoon totally doing tons of coke at an after-hours last weekend!" I have no reason not to believe it.
someone else talk now.
Tuesday, April 08, 2003
This Sunday
... is a world-wide anti-war protest. If you guys are against this war, you should come out to it. It'll be fun! Like war! It's gonna be at Hollywood/Vine and the march will go down to Hollywood/La Brea. There's a Metro RedLine exit at Hollywood/Vine, so u could get there fairly easily by taking a metro line from the southbay. DO IT! Teh Fly-er
... is a world-wide anti-war protest. If you guys are against this war, you should come out to it. It'll be fun! Like war! It's gonna be at Hollywood/Vine and the march will go down to Hollywood/La Brea. There's a Metro RedLine exit at Hollywood/Vine, so u could get there fairly easily by taking a metro line from the southbay. DO IT! Teh Fly-er
Keep it on the Q T ???
What the fuck does that mean anyways? I think its from like the 50's or something- WFT!?! Anyways, yeah- we should do it. In *not really related* news, by buddy Dorian is self-publishing 2 books right now. Pretty cool! But, we'll just use creepy "future-president" money, or whatever their gang of rich dudes is called.
Now, since I've mentioned Scientology in a previous post, we've probably been red-flagged by the local SEAORG, so guess we should talk about our book in person only, lest they beat-us to the punch. :)
Wartime ABCs
What the fuck does that mean anyways? I think its from like the 50's or something- WFT!?! Anyways, yeah- we should do it. In *not really related* news, by buddy Dorian is self-publishing 2 books right now. Pretty cool! But, we'll just use creepy "future-president" money, or whatever their gang of rich dudes is called.
Now, since I've mentioned Scientology in a previous post, we've probably been red-flagged by the local SEAORG, so guess we should talk about our book in person only, lest they beat-us to the punch. :)
Wartime ABCs
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