SQL Slammer Worm
 - Work has sucked because of this virus.  I have been getting non-stop calls from guests and hotels complaining that our computers don't work.  I should just have a tape playing when they call, " it's not us, its the virus that was released over the weekend that is taking database servers off-line.  Sorry, you can try later.  No, there is nothing I can do about it.  No, we can't give you a credit for your inconvenience.  Have a nice day."
 - As a side note to the virus, here is a quote from an article on CNN about the virus, "SEATTLE (AP) -- Microsoft Corp. itself was exposed to the virus-like attack that crippled global Internet activity last weekend because it failed to install crucial fixes to its own software on many Microsoft computer servers, according to internal e-mails obtained by The Associated Press."  Microsoft rules.  They don't eat their own feedback.
 - Virus-like attack?  I thought it was a virus...
 - Surfin' today ruled.  The Kings didn't last night, or this season for that matter.