Woman Club for Men
Holy shit Johnny, if I was drinking anything while reading, "take it up the ass like a man" would've made me nose-ejaculate onto the monitor.  I went back to pick up some CDs and DVDs from the old apartment today.  It was weird.  I didn't feel like it was my home anymore.  Poor sweet Aaron, I miss him already, but Steve is his new friend now.  Today I bought two pairs of pants and talked to a paralegal but I didn't eat any pears.  I am finally getting over being sick.
MESSAGE TO AARON: Finish off that roll of film!  Everybody needs to inspire Aaron to finish the roll of film.  There are pictures on it that will be very, very chilling, yet amusing.