Tuesday, April 27, 2010
















Can't wait dude, thanks!

Board game junk -
Have you guys played Imperial 2030 yet? One of the podcasts I like, Idle Thumbs, while mostly about video games, talked in length about Imperial 2030 and how awesome it is. Any of you have first hand exp with it? If not maybe I will buy it so we can try it. Military Industrial Complex board game.

| I'll take the hit

All right ya pansies, listen up. Last year Denis stepped up to the plate and delivered on some Basic D&D action. This year I'm gonna do it and I'm gonna do it right. Here's how it's gonna go: the game is Basic D&D, the level is 2nd (level up the old characters if you have 'em, otherwise we'll roll new ones). Level-draining monsters, instant death traps, unfairly balanced encounters, this is going to be brutal. We'll play until the elven bitch (or whatever) gets rescued or the last body drops. Is that good enough for you fucking wimps or am I going to have to put up with a bunch of crybaby bullshit!?

Monday, April 26, 2010

Awesome, I'll be getting there Thur night, can't wait to see you all... :|

I'm taking vc around that time, a whole week! Either the week leading into it or out of it, haven't decided (but leaning towards end of May.)

| Floating Holiday

Just informed I have 20 hours of floating holiday I need to use by 5/31, or it gets paid out. I do believe I shall use 8 of those to attend Kubla on Friday morning! Huzzah!

SOOOOOOO looking forward to the con this year. Not like I haven't enjoyed every single year to date, but with all the craziness going on with moving houses and jorbs, I look forward to some unadulterated gaming and responsibility-less living.

Bring on the Juggalos!

| Breath of Death VII: The Beginning

For those with an XBOX 360, I want to highly recommend the Indy Game "Breath of Death VII: The Beginning". It only costs 80 msp ($1) and it's totally entertaining. It's basically an 8-bit style RPG that parodies the genre in a pretty smart and funny way. A lot of the dialog reminds me of the first Monkey Island and the actual RPG is pretty interesting. Turn-based combat that moves pretty fast and has a cool and unique combo system built into it. It's a buck! You should get it. Here's the game's site: LINK and off the xbox site with more screens HERE

Sunday, April 25, 2010

| House of Leaves

Finally finished House of Leaves yesterday (well, I skipped some of the appendices). This was a solid read and I'm very glad I read it, however, I would not recommend it without reservations. (Aeryk, I would definitely say it is worth plowing through, from where I remember you stopped, you definitely have some more ups, also unfortunately a couple more downs.)

I think that ultimately it is one step too "meta" (it is a book, about a book, about a film, about some scary shit happening to a family that has just moved into a new house) and although all of this presumably suits the author's intent just fine, I found that for me there were sometimes too many layers between me and what I wanted out of the experience, which was the scary shit. That said there are some very interesting experiments with the form of the text where what is happening to the characters really is communicated by the text.

I think if I were to try and read this book again or if I were to recommend it to someone else I would recommend just skipping all of the footnotes the first time through, reading the Navidson Record, then going back and reading the Appendices and footnotes to get the side story with Johnny (which was a major part of the "meta" story, but I felt that it intruded on, rather than added to, the Navidson Record).

My next book I'm tackling is one Thomas Pynchon put out a few years back, Against the Day. It's another burly book and given Pynchon is a literary heavyweight is bound to take me forever as well.

Monday, April 19, 2010

You're the guy who sent us the video of (not hot) porn stars playing D&D! You already know it's a babe magnet!

So can you guys (someone, anyone) please run at least 1 RPG this con? I haven't played one in ages and would love to give it a go. I know that shit is a bore with all the prep time, but comeonnnnnn, it'll be fun :)

Sunday, April 18, 2010

| well played sir

Enron and I went back to the game store, sight of last weekend's humiliating defeats, and actually did a lot better this time. Enron went 2 for 2 against some tough opposition, thus showing why he's the champ when it comes to Warmachine! I won my first game and lost my second, but not in a humiliating way like last time, so that was good.

A weird thing was that over the course of the day there were a TON of cute girls in the store, interested in talking to us about the games we were playing. One even tried to recruit us to play D&D with her. What the fuck, normal women in the game store? I felt like I was in bizarro world.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Herr Blaqueheart and I are fine with two rooms. We will need the extra one to hide the bodies while we make our escape.

| Compromises II

Rudy should sleep in the van, but he should definitely wear the sleep mask, I mean Aeryk does need his quiet after all:




- 'Quit hoggin' the blanket!'

Monday, April 12, 2010

Fine, 2 rooms is it. FUCK!?

| Compromise

How about Darth Rude sans mask and drunk jr0n both sleep in eLzar's van of debauchery with Mr. Gozarian. That way we only need one room for the other four AND eLzar can sleep to the sweet, sweet purr of two man's throats. Perhaps more. Problem solved.

Yay me for the best solution.

D>M>

| The Ultimate Price

Sure, $1.36 per person in monetary cost, but the toll I would take on all your souls, innocence, and persons would be immeasurable. I do some pretty crazy half-cocked shenanigans in that van behind the snap down curtains.

My advice? Save that $1.36....
On 2nd thought, I think we should all stay in the van with Eric. I remember a bunch of us went for food in that van, I think it's feasible. I estimate cost would be about $1.36 per person.

| Crap

It would appear that Pump and jr0n saw through my clever ploy to make you jarks foot the bill for me by "accidentally" leaving myself out of the calc. Crap. So revised, the bill will likely be $175/head, not $210. What say you all?

jA-eL are you willing to throw in for the shit, shower and Park tax like eLzar? It would at least buy you in and out privileges at the parking garage and maybe a "Dude were all guys here" experience with Darth Rude.

D>M>