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(It's a suppository!) The Lavapocaplyse is actually starting to recede... just REALLY REALLY SLOWLY. So it looks like I'll get a c...

Or however the hell you pronounce that. I was totally in for December, but now that we've waited, some murky finance shiz is coming dow...

After much confusion with the rental agency, I have finally received the rental agreement in the (e)mail!  Next step: pay the nice people fo...

Only game I bought from the Steam sale was the complete season of The Walking Dead for $12.50. Still in the first episode but I'm really...

When I post from my office PC, I get the dozens of draft posts, due to the pain-in-the-ass content filters HQ has in place. It actually is a...

Just saw the million drafts. lulz

Yeah, I picked up Portal 2 for $4.99 (never played either of them), and also got the Game Of The Year Edition for Civ5 at $12. Should be fu...

Oven bags are a great festive way to prep your crack rocks. Enr0n, there are like 20 drafts of that post. I mean it was funny, but you mig...

fArt, I have never tried cooking rocks in my oven bag?! Do they tender up nicely? Do you saute them in mud for a little bit prior to putting...

I also throw in some carrots, celery and apple slices into the bottom of the bag for added moisture. Can't do the 500 degrees thing fro...

Thanks for the info about the bags. I used Alton Brown's method of starting the bird off at 500° for about 30 minutes and then lowering ...

Oven bags are for cooking a faster, more even roast. The biggest plus, it keeps the moisture in. So instead of basting every so often, and t...

I'm going to have to try your brine recipes around Christmas this year. My 2nd turkey came out damn near perfect, but I know there's...

Hey Pumpkin, you know that money you've got burning a hole in your pocket? Here, throw it at the Kingdom Death kickstarter. No Wet Nurs...

It absolutely rocked. But in all seriousness I think one of the biggest flavor-enhancers was swapping out a gallon of water for apple juice....